Once again Shane Dawson makes me wonder about conspiracy theories. This time an interesting problem has to be solved: Has Britney Spears been cloned? Here’s Shane’s video, that made me pretentious again:
(by the way, if you like it, leave there a like and a nice comment, it’s really well made video :])
So here I am (once again) with my “Ha! Hold my gnome hat! I will explain this” whole cloning thing! It’s time to be pretentious!
I will make from this two posts:
This one is my interpretation of a song Mona Lisa by Britney Spears.
I will start with some short facts in chronology:
- There was an album called Original Doll, which supposed to be realized in 2005. On 31st December 2004 Britney Spears brought a CD to studio to play the album live on air. BUT after that Jive Records stated: “No album is scheduled at the moment, but Britney is in the studio working on some material. There are no plans to service “Mona Lisa” to radio.”. And Original Doll was never realized (shame, so good!).
- 2004 started her problems with “erratic” behavior (I mean, which celebrity is acting always normal?) and some drugs in action.
- 2006 meltdown – the infamous head shaving (which had probably a purpose to past positive on the drug test, because she loved her kids so much, that she didn’t want to lose them). . And don’t laugh at it, because meltdowns (fake or real) are not funny
- 2007 was realized Blackout (5 years after her previous album In the Zone).
- 2008 she was taken to a hospital via ambulance and placed on a psychiatric hold.
Now it's time for some interpretation the message in the song:
On the album Original Doll was a song Mona Lisa. It’s quite catchy, listen:
[it’s my own interpretation, so all rights reserved, at least give me some credit and by copying this don’t forget about mentioning me, Pretentious Gnomie, or better my blog]
Did you hear? She’s been cloned 3 times in the row, what makes it really important message. Let’s just analyze the lyrics (lyrics here ). So Britney Spears tell us a story about original, unforgettable Mona Lisa, that everyone knew –> to this part we think about famous painting Mona Lisa.
But Mona Lisa suddenly fell –> it’s just a painting, but it’s also a “treasure” for art lovers and for now very precious. If the Mona Lisa fell and get damaged, it would be (in some way) tragic and There will be a legend of her fall.
Then we have chorus about cloning, that still remind us about painting, because a lot of old, precious paintings were copied to protect them. I actually think, that original Mona Lisa isn’t hanging in Louvre, but is hidden and protected in some archives (and on the copy Mona Lisa’s smile probably is bigger, than on the original one, which makes people think it’s a Mandela Effect).
She was running like an angel and crying –> paintings don’t have legs to run and if they could cry, then it would be hella creepy.
So we have a metaphor or better, a personification.
Mona Lisa is a living person. She’s famous and unique, but she has some problems (sadness, pressure) and everyone’s watching as she starts to fall (meltdown). Some people want her to break down (crushing her to the end).
The last part is quite interesting. I think, the storyteller is asking, if that makes you cry, but it’s a rhetorical question, because the storyteller answered himself, nobody really does -> so the storyteller knows the tears of other people are actually meaningless or even fake. And then Mona Lisa die (or have an enormous meltdown). She’s got to fly to heaven and the teller asks us for a moment of silence right there. A pray begins to God.
And now I will repeat -> She’s been cloned, Mona Lisa has been cloned. The original one is useless, because she fell and got damaged, so she will be replaced and… destroyed.
Wow, it’s a sad song for sure, but very beautiful and artistic at the same time. If Britney Spears really wrote that, then she’s truly an artist (in my opinion).
About Britney Spears:
- Britney Spears was admired (still is), big star, very famous, talented, unique.
- A lot of people turned out to be fake. The paparazzi and journalists want her to break down, by searching for sensation they pressured her with very private questions (and let’s be honest, they were awfully rude and still are).
- She fell and got damaged – mental health issues, meltdown. Because she’s famous, her fall is quite legendary, for sure in every news.
- Britney Spears was killed and replaced with a clone.
So the conspiracy theory is: she probably didn’t behave like an another doll manipulated by (yes, the famous) Illuminati! She was the Original Doll and that’s a big no, no! from Illuminati. So they killed her and replaced with a clone of her!
And why isn’t cloning the celebrities a rational idea? WELL, click here to know <smart clickbait, huehuehue, but being serious it’s too much words for just one post>
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